Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???




This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

This has more logical integrity than the original game though.

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You do not work with Thor!

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When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  


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so i watched captain america 2 

this is what i was thinking the entire time

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I just want a fic where Jim finds his copies of LOTR movies that are so old and well loved. Then he demands Bones watch them but Bones is like no way I’ve watched them a million times because some grandfather of mine plays some weird horse riding Rohan dude. And he says it because he knows Jim is about to flip shit when he realizes who he means.

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Take your pick: Spirk or McKirk?

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I wish I actually had time for Inktober, but here’s a cute Jim.

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That’s my homie worf.

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in five minutes you’re gonna be inside my head

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